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If I Had a Dog

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If I had a dog, I'd take a picture every day

am I still so sad? is that pretty lame?

everybody says "your decisions are okay

but here's a better idea…" and a comment not about my brain

if I had a love, I'd draw a picture every day

am I still so mad? I guess that's pretty lame

everybody says "your first one's just a game

you'll find a better one…" and a comment about my body


from Next Thing, released April 1, 2016



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